The horde has caught you unaware and unprepared at a murder mystery dinner theater event.  You have been cornered in the prop room and find these 2 suitable items to defend yourself and have no choice but to fight your way out…

Which would you choose and why?  Submit a comment to cast your vote!

 


  1. matt says:

    lead pipe police batons are not meant to be lethal and i feel that since using both that the lead pipe would be a more lethal choice

  2. josh mccoy says:

    I would take the pr-24 police baton any day. it was designed to be used as a defensive weapon and does a great job. I have one myself and the mine body is made of aircraft aluminum so it is super light and super strong.

  3. Blade Master Blade Master says:

    Definitely the baton. If you need to swing it all day then it needs to be light, and those batons are strong. Get your technique right and it’ll out perform the pipe every day….plus it won’t wear you out.

  4. JPAZ357 says:

    Baton. Designed to hit things. Lead Pipe, made for plumbing. Unless your plumbers crack gives you +5 to your skull cracking skill, go with the Baton.

  5. TheRealCyber5 says:

    Definitely the Baton (PR-24). Lighter, faster, devastating when wielded correctly. Good defensive capability. Will transfer way more than enough kinetic energy to crack a skull, or break a leg/arm/whatever.

  6. Omega Man says:

    Definitely the police baton. It weighs less—but force is a function of speed. When properly wielded, the side handle functions as a pivot that enables a devastating strike. Also, it offers dual-use capabilities. It’s a good defensive weapon to have in case you encounter any human unfriendlies.

  7. Kyle says:

    I’m gonna have to go with the lead pipe fans. I’m seeing the Undead getting closer and closer while you hold you’re own with the stick. I’ll keep my meat hooks on the pipe for the simple crushing power.

  8. RedFuryTGN RedFuryTGN says:

    Ill take the baton, lighter to swing and carry. In a real Zombie Apocalypse you need to think weight and durability. I’ve used both and if I’m trying to escape more than one I want multiple swings and greater speed for an easier exit.

  9. shutupandshoot says:

    Baton, no doubt.
    Swing faster

  10. zombiegunslingr zombiegunslingr says:

    lead pipe to heavy plus iv used the baton

  11. Roger Hamnleton says:

    I’m gonna go for the police baton, granted not as heavy as the lead pipe but to me that means I’ll be able to use it for longer. Also a plus is the fact that the police baton is designed to be used against a human (granted undead in this case) target. If there was a choice of baton I’d also like the ASP expandable style baton.

  12. Hobb1t253 says:

    Lead pipe by unanimous decision.

  13. thundarball1 thundarball1 says:

    ive gotta go lead pipe, the weight will crush any skull in its way and the durablity factor

  14. SOAZK says:

    I have to agree with all 3 of you. Although I’d be better suited with the nightstick against live targets, for the Undead, I’d have to go with tha smasher just for the weight & potential power generated.

  15. mmmmeat mmmmeat says:

    i’d have to go with the pipe, assuming you can assemble it yourself, can build it in the same shape as the police baton (Tonfa). Since it’s a much heavier than the tonfa, it’ll be more effective thus the need for energy expended is greatly reduced

  16. Gandalfied says:

    The baton which is called a Tonfa is better than a lead pipe, if you understand that weapon you can block, strike, smash… Do lots with it.